help me, i am trapped
in a haiku factory
save me, before they
i want to kiss you again
prince ALIIIIIIIII, fabulous hEE, ali AbabWAAA!!!!
genuflect, show some respect, down on one kneeEE!
now, TRY YOUR BEST TO STAY CALM, brush up your sunday salAAAAAAAM
then coMe and mEET his spectacular coteriEEEEEEE
how can someone not reblog this. like look at it
this is every dog ever. In the history of all dogs.
Everywhere I go, somebody is staring at me, I don’t know if people are staring because they recognize me or because they think I’m a weirdo.